What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

Are women as visual as men are?

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What real evidence is there to believe in legends such as the story of Atlandida or the lost continent of Lemuria?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What's wrong with white women?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

Moonraker